Marriage Quotes

Wedding: a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Honeymoon: a short period of doting between dating and debating.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

The whole purpose of a husband and wife is that when hard times knock at the door you should be able to embrace each other.

Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife.

It is not the lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.

My toughest fight was with my first wife.

Ultimately the bond of all companionship, wheather in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

My wife is as handsome as when she was a girl, and I...fell in love with her; and what is more, I have never fallen out.