Marriage Quotes

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.

Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious. Both are disappointed.

My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not you'll become a philosopher.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will; he will
be sure to repent it.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soulmate is the one you are actually married to.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.