Helen Rowland

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.

A husband is what's left of the lover once the nerve has been extracted.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning but to a man it is the beginning of the end.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.