Random Quotes

The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when the nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.

If you want to lift yourself up, lift up someone else.

HABEAS CORPUS. A writ by which a man may be taken out of jail when confined for the wrong crime.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Be an optimist. Nobody wants to follow a sourpuss.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Be there for others, but never leave yourself behind.

Blind belief is dangerous.

No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.

Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this son of York,
And all the clouds that loured upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.

Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn't own a car.

A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.

Animals awaken, first facially, then bodily. Men's bodies wake before their faces do. The animal sleeps within its body, man sleeps with his body in his mind.

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.

Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it.

We've got to live. No matter how many skies have fallen.

We always do what we MOST WANT to do, whether or not we like what we are doing at each instant of our lives. Wanting and liking many times are not the same thing. Many people have done what they say they didn't want to do at a particular moment. And that may be true until one looks deeper into the motivation behind the doing. What they are really saying is the price they will have to pay or the consequences they will have to endure, for not doing that something may be too high or onerous for them not to do it. Such as going to work. Many people say they don't want to go to work and yet they go. Which means they don't want to risk losing their jobs and the negative hurting emotions associated with not having a job. It has been estimated about 90% to 95% of all people work at jobs which are unfulfilling and which they dislike and would leave in a minute if they only knew what they really wanted to do.

A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench.