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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.

The strength of women comes from the fact that psychology cannot explain us. Men can be analyzed, women… merely adored.

Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity.

We are like sculptors, constantly carving out of others the image we long for, need, love or desire, often against reality, against their benefit, and always, in the end, a disappointment, because it does not fit them.

Art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I understand life isn't fair, but why couldn't it just once be unfair in my favor?

I am responsible only to God and history.

Music is well said to be the speech of angels.

The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. 'Tis dearness only that gives everything its value.

Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak.

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Women have babies and men provide the support. If you don't like the way we're made you've got to take it up with God.

Action is the foundational key to all success.

If not us, who? If not now, when?

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order.

It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.

Slang is the language which takes off its coat, spits on its hands - and goes to work.

INCOMPATIBILITY, n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may, however, consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache.