Random Quotes
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A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.
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I once said Gazza's IQ was less than his shirt number and he asked me: "What's an IQ?"
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Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter.
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.
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Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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Put your sunglasses on, because you ain't going home till the morning comes.
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Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.
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