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• Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

• The only way to predict the future is to invent it.

• If a nation loses its storytellers, it loses its childhood.

• Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.

• A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.

• There are essentially only two drugs that Western civilization tolerates: Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.

• The past is gone, the present is never, and the future is unknown.

• Laziness is a programmers main virtue.

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