I find that a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread.
Half of being smart is knowing what you are dumb about.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
Always do more than is required of you.
Curious that we spend more time congratulating people who have succeeded than encouraging people who have not.
If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.
Joy is the most magnetic force in the universe.
Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear.
I don't count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because theyre the only ones that count.
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