How very odd, to believe God gave you life, and yet not think that life asks more of you than watching TV.
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other days of the year put together. This proves, by the numbers left in stock, that one Fourth of July per year is now inadequate, the country has grown so.
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.
CLIO, n. One of the nine Muses. Clio's function was to preside over history -- which she did with great dignity, many of the prominent citizens of Athens occupying seats on the platform, the meetings being addressed by Messrs. Xenophon, Herodotus and other popular speakers.