Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets. — Ogden Nash. American poet (1902–1971) Marriage
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.