People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. — Ogden Nash. American poet (1902–1971)
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.