Robin Williams

Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.

Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.

Comedy is acting out optimism.

See the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Cocaine is God's way of saying that you're making too much money.

Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself.

She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.

Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich.

Ah, yes, divorce...from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

I'll always perform, because show business is in my blood. Or maybe it's in my feet. Wherever it is, I don't think I'll ever stop.

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don't want anyone else to feel like that.

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel alone.