Mae West

When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.

It is better to looked over than overlooked.

When I'm good I'm great, when I'm bad I'm excellent.

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.

I was Snow White, but I drifted.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.

Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.

Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

The curve is more powerful than the sword.

Sex is emotion in motion.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

A man's kiss is his signature.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

You're never too old to become younger.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

To err is human - but it feels divine.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.