Children Quotes

• Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them.

• A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.

• There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies.

• Kids are cute, babies are cute, puppies are cute. The little things are cute. See, nature did this on purpose so that we would want to take care of our young. Made them cute. Tricked us. Then gradually they get older and older, until one day your mother sits you down and says, 'You know, I think you're ugly enough to get your own apartment.'

• A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.

• All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

• How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it.

• Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

• Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

• Motherhood is a biological fact, while fatherhood is a social invention.

• Children are educated by what the grown-up is and not by his talk.

• If there is anything we wish to change in the child, we should first examine it and see whether it is not something that could better be changed in ourselves.

• There are perhaps no days of our childhood we lived so fully as those we spent with a favorite book.

• The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without a teacher.

• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

• People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.

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