Andy Warhol

Art is anything you can get away with.

I am a deeply superficial person.

Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.

Two people kissing always look like fish.

Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art of all.

In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.

It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true: "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, "In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous."

In the future everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes.

An artist is someone who produces things that people don't need to have but that he� for some reason� thinks it would be a good idea to give them.

Beauty is a sign of intelligence.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery.

Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details.

I think having land and not ruining it is the most beautiful art that anybody could ever want to own.

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.

I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

When I got my first television set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships.