Cars Quotes

Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.

I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.

Life is too short for traffic.

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.

When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.