Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.
Evan Esar
Quotes
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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.
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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy and Jill a rich widow.
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Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.
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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
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A signature always reveals a man's character- and sometimes even his name.
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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.