Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. — Evan Esar. American humorist
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.