A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. — Evan Esar. American humorist
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.