Quote by Evan Esar (1899-1995)

• America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

• A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

• Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

• You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

• Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

• Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.