Statistics Quotes

I could prove God statistically.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.