David Letterman

Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.

Aren’t used to rat-free outfield

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn's make a sudden move.

Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.