Quote by David Letterman (b. 1947)

• Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

• Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

• USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

• Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

• There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

• New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.