Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once. — Evan Esar. American humorist
Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.