Evan Esar (1899-1995)

Quotes

• Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

• America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

• A signature always reveals a man's character- and sometimes even his name.

• Many a man who falls in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.