Pets Quotes

On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.

We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.

It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do, isn't it?

Cats regard people as warmblooded furniture.

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.