Charles M. Schulz

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another....

I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, "Where have I gone wrong?"
Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.