Miscellaneous Quotes

An event has happened, upon which it is difficult to speak, and impossible to be silent.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.

We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.

Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy.

I am not a has-been. I am a will be.

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

Bad news isn't wine. It doesn't improve with age.

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

They sicken of the calm who know the storm.

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.

Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.