Miscellaneous Quotes

The sports page records people's accomplishments; The front page nothing but their failures.

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

Wal-Mart, what's that? Do they, like, make walls there?

We do survive every moment, after all, except the last one.

Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.

I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who.

Funny how the new things are the old things.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

No human thing is of serious importance.

Traffic is like a bad dog. It isn't important to look both ways when crossing the street. It's more important to not show fear.

How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

We are all victims of mythology in one way or another. We are the inheritors, and many times the propogators, of a desire to believe what we want to believe, regardless of whether or not it is true.

Heaven have mercy on us all--Presbyterians and Pagans alike--for we are all dreadfully cracked about the head and desperately in need of mending.

.I had to face the horrible truth: The antitobacco people are lying. Smoking really is cool. And I'm less cool for not doing it.

Criticism is nothing more than other people's opinion.

Goldie and I did have a car stolen right out of our yard. It took us three days to notice.