Miscellaneous Quotes

• How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot. Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

• When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

• I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.

• We are all victims of mythology in one way or another. We are the inheritors, and many times the propogators, of a desire to believe what we want to believe, regardless of whether or not it is true.

• Heaven have mercy on us all--Presbyterians and Pagans alike--for we are all dreadfully cracked about the head and desperately in need of mending.

• .I had to face the horrible truth: The antitobacco people are lying. Smoking really is cool. And I'm less cool for not doing it.

• Criticism is nothing more than other people's opinion.

• Goldie and I did have a car stolen right out of our yard. It took us three days to notice.

• If you are gonna kick society in the teeth, you might as well use both feet.

• It is in the admission of ignorance and the admission of uncertainty that there is a hope for the continuous motion of human beings in some direction that doesn't get confined, permanently blocked, as it has so many times before in various periods in the history of man.

• For a time, at least, I was the most famous person in the entire world.

• Despair is the conclusion of fools.

• The average celebrity meets, in one year, ten times the amount of people that the average person meets in his entire life.

• Rhis is to be asserted in general of men: that they are ungrateful, fickle, false, cowardly, covetous, and as long as you succeed, are yours entirely; they will offer you their blood, property, life, and children...when the need is far distant; but when it approaches, they will turn against you.

• You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

• Belief is no substitute for arithmetic.

• I have ever deemed it more honorable and more profitable, too, to set a good example than to follow a bad one.

• All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too.

• I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

• I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

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