Golf Quotes

Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.