Dave Barry
Quotes
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As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula.
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Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat.
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The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
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'You scratch my back, and I'll suck blood out of yours' - that is the insect motto.
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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
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