Taxes Quotes

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.

Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.

The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.

The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.

He who builds a better mousetrap these days runs into material shortages, patent-infringement suits, work stoppages, collusive bidding, discount discrimination--and taxes."

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.