Will Rogers
Quotes
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Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.
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The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
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There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.