Will Rogers
Quotes
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
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We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
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See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
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We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
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