Congress Quotes

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.