Christmas Quotes

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.

At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.

Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.

I don't like green Christmases. They're not green—they're just nasty faded browns and grays.

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

Do give books - religious or otherwise - for Christmas. They're never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.

In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'

And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store? What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more?

A good conscience is a continual Christmas.

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!

I do come home at Christmas. We all do, or we all should. We all come home, or ought to come home, for a short holiday -- the longer, the better -- from the great boarding school where we are forever working at our arithmetical slates, to take, and give a rest.

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Christmas is a time when you get homesick, even when you're home.