Erna Bombeck
Quotes
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Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
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There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.
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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
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It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.
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It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.
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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.
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