Quote by Erna Bombeck

• One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

• There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

• It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else.

• My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

• If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

• Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.