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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

A man's karma is to forever turn the wheel of life towards a better future for all.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty.

Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.

All that is complex is useless and all that is useful is simple.

Anyone can love a rose, but it takes a lot to love a leaf. It's ordinary to love the beautiful, but it's beautiful to love the ordinary.

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you decided to look beyond the imperfections.

By failing to plan, you plan to fail.

Don't waste your time chasing butterflies. Mend your garden, and the butterflies will come.

Fear knocked at the door, Faith answered and nobody was there.

If I quit now, I will soon be back to where I started. And when I started I was desperately wishing to be where I am now.

If Tetris has taught me anything it's that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear.

If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

If you have never failed you have never lived.

If you need something done ask as busy man, no one else will have time to do it.

If you travel too fast you have no where else to go.

If you're overwhelmed by thinking of all there is to be done, stop thinking about it so much and start working on it.

In a relationship, you need somebody whos going to call you out, not somebody whos going to let everything slide. You need somebody who doesnt want to live without you, but can. Not somebody that is dependent, but somebody who is stronger with you. A relationship is two people, not one.

Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

Sure I'll get a little less done today if I stop and teach you how to do something, but that'll make you more productive tomorrow.

Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better.

That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed Linux.

The past is gone, the present is never, and the future is unknown.

The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

To be successful, you don't have to do extraordinary things. Just do ordinary things extraordinarily well.

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

We learn... 10% of what we read. 20% of what we hear. 30% of what we see. 50% of what we see and hear. 70% of what we discuss with others. 80% of what we experience. 95% of what we teach to someone else.

What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?.

When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place.

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground.

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have.