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Quotes

• In the sixties, the world was normal and people took acid to make it weird. Nowadays the world is weird and people take prozac to make it normal.

• Good seamanship is recovering from an incident at sea. Great seamanship is avoiding an incident at sea.

• If you fear change, leave it here.

• We do not hate those we fight; we do not love those we defend.

• Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

• Watch your thoughts, they become words.
  Watch your words, they become actions.
  Watch your actions, they become habits.
  Watch your habits, they become your character.
  Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.

• If you wait for tomorrow, tomorrow comes. If you don't wait for tomorrow, tomorrow comes.

• J.F.K.--The Man and the Airport

• My Karma ran over your dogma.

• A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.

• What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

• A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.

• A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.

• A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .

• Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

• After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.

• All general statements are false.

• All power corrupts, but we need the electricity.

• All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.

• An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.