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Quotes

• If it is to be, it is up to me.

• Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

• The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.

• There's a pinch of the madman in every great man.

• Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

• Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.

• One thing the inventors can't seem to get the bugs out of is fresh paint.

• Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.

• Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.

• Some people make things happen, some watch while things happen, and some wonder 'What happened?'

• Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.

• A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit.

• "Mac, you ever been in love?"
  "Marshal, I've been a bartender all my life."

• We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government; upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God.

• May the road rise to meet you,
  May the wind be always at your back,
  May the sun shine warm upon your face,
  the rains fall soft upon your fields and,
  until we meet again may god hold you in the palm of his hand

• May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows your dead

• If you can't take the heat, get out of the gene pool.

• The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius is limited.

• DISCLAIMER: A society where such disclaimers are needed is saddening.

• If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on the equator ---- It would be a good idea to just leave them there.