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Quotes

• Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going.

• Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.

• My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.

• Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

• Ships don't sink because of the water around them; ships sink because of the water that gets in them. Don't let what's happening around you get inside you and weigh you down.

• Sure I'll get a little less done today if I stop and teach you how to do something, but that'll make you more productive tomorrow.

• Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like saying someone can't be happy because others have it better.

• That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn't just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.

• The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed Linux.

• The past is gone, the present is never, and the future is unknown.

• The richest man is not he who has the most, but he who needs the least.

• To be successful, you don't have to do extraordinary things. Just do ordinary things extraordinarily well.

• To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.

• We learn... 10% of what we read. 20% of what we hear. 30% of what we see. 50% of what we see and hear. 70% of what we discuss with others. 80% of what we experience. 95% of what we teach to someone else.

• What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?.

• When you're 20 you care what everyone thinks, when you're 40 you stop caring what everyone thinks, when you're 60 you realize no one was ever thinking about you in the first place.

• You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground.

• Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with everything they have.