Bureaucracy Quotes

The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.

The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.

Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.

Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.