Scott Adams
Quotes
-
-
-
If you ever have trouble sounding condescending, ask a UNIX user to show you how it's done.
-
-
Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
-
-
Frankly, I’m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
-
Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching. -
You haven’t achieved equality until you’re a legitimate target for humor.
-
-
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
-
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
-
-
-
-
-
-
No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot.
-
-