Quote by Randy K. Milholland (b. 1975)

• The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

• Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

• Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

• It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.

• It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

• The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.