Quote by Randy K. Milholland (b. 1975)

• The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

• Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

• It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

• The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

• In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

• Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.