Randy K. Milholland (b. 1975)

Quotes

• The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

• It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.

• The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

• Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.

• Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.

• It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.

• In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.

• Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.

• Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

• That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.

• We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.

• Slow and steady wins the race, then wastes no time grinding salt-caked glass in your open wounds.

• Sometimes the measure of friendship isn't your ability to not harm but your capacity to forgive the things done to you and ask forgiveness for your own mistakes.

• There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.

• Why do we have to wait for special moments to say nice things or tell people we care about them?

• Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.

• Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

• Success only hurts the first time.

• In the end, we decide if we're remembered for what happened to us or for what we did with it.

• The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.