The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman. — Randy K. Milholland. American webcomic writer
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.
It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.
Typos are very important to all written form. It gives the reader something to look for so they aren't distracted by the total lack of content in your writing.