The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. — Mitch Hedberg. American stand-up comedian (1968–2005)
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.