People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. — Ogden Nash. American poet (1902–1971) Work
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.