Quote by Lily Tomlin (b. 1939) , Lily Tomlin and Jane Wagner (b. 1935)

• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

• I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

• I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that and then I realized I am somebody.

• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

• The road to success is always under construction.