Quote by Lily Tomlin (b. 1939)

• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

• The road to success is always under construction.

• I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.