Quote by Lily Tomlin (b. 1939) , Jane Wagner (b. 1935)

• The road to success is always under construction.

• The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.

• Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

• Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

• I always wondered why somebody didn't do something about that and then I realized I am somebody.

• We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.