Quote by Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

• Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

• To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

• Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same people on the way down.

• A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

• A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.

• God help those who do not help themselves.